The synopsis below may give away important plot points. Getting Started Contributor Zone ». Edit page. Top Gap. See more gaps ». Create a list ». Andere marvel en dc. No luck. A voice named Max orders a plane to carry out a bombing run. The tough guys break in and rescue the kids just in time. A helicopter is sent for them. No room on the copter except for the kids. The copter is shot down, the kids die.
A close-up of flames still licking at a toy bear that was established earlier as belonging to a cute kid. Note: Whenever a kid gets on a copter in an action film and is told to take good care of his bear, the kid and the bear will go down in flames. The tough guys rip off their dog tags and throw them on the flames.
Now they're the Losers, dedicated to bringing the mysterious Max to justice. Who is he? Meanwhile, they're officially dead and stranded in Bolivia with no passports and no money. Think I'm giving away too much?
That's only the pre-title sequence. Each has a specialty: command, ordnance, rockets, sniper, etc. They're rugged, macho, wise-cracking. Clay is the highest-ranking officer, but he keeps saying, "We're not in the military now. Then we meet Aisha Zoe Saldana. I mean seriously does he ever miss? Good luck if you end up in his sights. They were going to just have him always drive buses but they decided to keep that hidden as their secret weapon. Jeez Jensen is friggen hilarious seriously.
Great set up for the audience to see who the Losers actually are. I mean was that the first job they turned to? Or did they get turned down by every other job and the only thing left for them to try was making dolls?
Can we have a buddy movie called Jensen and Cougar look for a new job? My god, watching her fight is so hot. Aisha, you can roundhouse kick me to the face any day. Especially in those pants! Holy crap she is so hot the hotel or apartment or whatever it is caught on fire. Hey Clay and Aisha, can you not see there is a fire? Is someone going to do something?
Oh crap, sucks for the owners of that place cause now everything is going to burn down and all because nobody decided to pay attention to the FIRE! That is right my boy Cougar can definitely hang with the best! Poor Jensen, no ladies and a pink Petunias shirt. At least he lives life in style. Make sure that if you decide to enter into a life of villainy that you practice reading what each nod means or you might make the mistake of killing the wrong guy.
At least we still get to see the devastation the snuke causes. That is a brilliant design in weaponry. Jeez, Max lighten up on the umbrella girl. No need to kill for that half a second spent in the sunlight.
The more you know ding! Thanks again for that tidbit, Jensen. The technology they use is awesome. That hot dog shirt is priceless. How could you not know Roque will betray everyone? Liking the Angle of the Dangle? Seriously Jensen? Skippy is your cover name? Seriously followed up by a Journey montage!
They plan to attack a transport allegedly carrying Max, but when they do, all they find is a hard drive. The hard drive is protected by a super difficult password, but Jensen knows where to find the algorithm needed to break it-- of course, this requires another highly dangerous heist. The drive leads them to the Port of Entry in Los Angeles, where the deal is about to go down.
The Losers must do all they can, including overcoming the betrayal of one of their own, to stop Max from causing a possible international incident.
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